You know the song from queens we will we will rock you? Well I used to think it was swinging your bladder all over the plact singing we will we will rock you.........I figured it out later.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe the the Elton John song, "Crocodile Rock" was about a Crocodile, named Rock.Anon
- My friends and I used to believe that if you planted a rock, it would grow a rock tree. Anon
- in sting's / the police's song ''roxanne''. I thaught that it was ''rock sand''— wacko zacho
- I thought that the song "Built this City" by starship went as follows. "Milk and Cereal, Rock and Roll"Anon
- I used to believe that the rock thing they used in the sport Curling, was a tea kettle.— Kaninchen
- I somehow got the idea that if I boiled a rock, it would come to life. My dad disproved that...Anon