When I was little, I used to believe that divorce was mandatory, and you were only allowed to be married for a specific period of time. I don't know what I thought happened afterwards, but I remember being in my mother's car in the driveway at the age of 4, listening to a song about everlasting love, and then saying "Yeah, until you get divorced." My mother thought I was being needlessly cynical, but I really thought that was what happened, and that someday in the distant future, my parents would get divorced.
A childhood belief about marriage

others believed things like this
- When I was very young, I thought that God was married to Mother Nature, and that together they made weather.Anon
- I heard the song about Heaven being a place where nothing ever happened and thought, "What a boring place."Anon
- I used to think that dreams were events that really happened, I just couldn't remember them when I was awake.— Warren
- when i was little i thought it rained because something bad happened and god or jesus was crying. — derek
- When I was a kid I thought that when tornado/twisters were what happened when God sneezed.— Not In Kansas Anymore
- I thought that my parents chose my cousins, and was upset when my mother wouldn't let me add one.Anon