When I was about... 7 or 8 I wanted to be a cartoonist. So I made a cartoon with monsters in it and I called them the "Its" cause their names where Kits, Bits, Rits, Dits, and yes, even Tits. Tits was a boy.
Momma didn't like him.
I also learned what Tits where.
A childhood belief about names

others believed things like this
- i used to think "black dog" by led zeppelin started out like, "big-legged momma, see the way you moo."— ginny
- I thought tornados were monsters,and that they called out the national guard to destroy it.— Ben J.Grimm
- When I was little - before we learned cursive - my sister and I called it 'real writing'. — Monty
- I believed that female teachers got to choose if they wanted to be called "mrs. or miss" — Jenna
- I used to think that you could get arrested for having a packet of Rizla's that had bits torn off the top...— Patch
- I used to think that if you ate the black bits on chips you would instantly die of cancer.— jayne