My brother had told me when I was little that lima beans were really small kidneys from small people. Whenever my mom served them, I would pick them out and line them up along the edge of my plate.
A childhood belief about nasty food

others believed things like this
- i used to belive that kidney beans were bean shaped things that grew in kidneys... untill yesterday — Jokey
- I used to believe 'three bean salad' was an extremely small entree because it contained only three beans.— queeneve
- when i was small my brother always told me that if you picked your nose your head would cave in— Eric
- When I was very small. by older brother told me that if I "Kissed my own elbow, I would turn into a boy."Anon
- When I was small, my brother would bug me and say that if my hand was bigger than my head, I had a tumor.Anon
- I used to think that people who donated their kidneys were doing it for steak and kidney pie.Anon