I was watching my little cousin (he's like 4) while we were at his pool, and I was lying on my stomach on the pool deck. He came up to me and pointed to my bikini top and was like "what are those?" I asked if he meant the stripes, and he said "no, sit up." so I leaned up a bit and he grabbed my breast and was like "this! what's this?" I was speechless, needless to say, and my aunt and mother were howling with laughter.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I believed that the Kreepy Crawlie used to clean our pool, would follow me around the pool and eat me. — Mother-of-2
- my aunt told us there was a special chemical in the pool that would turn red if we peed in it.Anon
- I used to think that a "pool shark" was an actual shark that lived in a swimming poolAnon
- If you pee in a pool, the pee disappearsAnon
- I used to believe that your tap water came from the swimmimg pool.— Mimi
- When i was younger,I used to believe i could see a shark in a pool .Anon