I used to think that if you didn't go to church or you weren't religous you would go straight down below thats what I called ever since I saw Hercules. But anyway I always tried to be on my best behavior.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that every religous Christmas card we recieved was sent to us by God.Anon
- I used to think that the Kama Sutra was the hindu religous text.— M!ke
- when I saw those prepare to meet thy god signs I thought they were beauty parlours for religous ladies only!— knuckles
- I used to think making straight A's in school was literally writing A's straight. Anon
- I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy
- I used to wonder why they didn't fix the Leaning Tower Of Pisa. Weren't they embarrassed that it was crooked?— Bootlebat