When I was 8 or 9 I was walking through the ravine with my friend who was a year older than me. Some boys were giving us a hard time, so she yelled to them, "Stop it you sonofabitch!" and clapped her hand over her mouth. I asked her what that meant, and she said, "It means son of the devil...I think." So when I got home, my Dad was entertaining an old friend of his from the Navy and I walked in and said, "Dad, what's a sonofabitch?" and he nearly flew across the table to strangle me, but his friend pulled him back, laughing, and told him to relax. He didn't tell me, but I knew it had nothing to do with a devil!
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- I never knew why boys had to lift up the toilet seat...until my friend told me that boys had bad aim.Anon
- My friend's mom told my friend's little sister thatI when a dog died, it went to a retirement home.— ellen
- I used to believe that when it thundered, it meant the devil was beating his wife.— Carol
- When I was little, my dad had a friend named Scott. I thought my dad's friend was the king of Scotland— Uhhh....
- When asked why he didn't finish eating the crust from his pizza, a young friend said "I don't eat the bone".— Dustin
- a friend of my little sister's had 4 older brothers, so she thought that when you got older you grew a penis!Anon