A childhood belief about rude bits

Even though I'm a girl, for a while I didn't know anything about female genitals. I thought there was nothing down there except one hole in the front for peeing, and another hole in the back for pooing. Then I learned where babies come from and revised my theory to include three holes. But I thought there were three holes, some hair at the front, and that's it, and I couldn't imagine why anyone would find female genitals interesting to look at.

I didn't know a thing about labia, but one day I discovered my own labia and clitoral hood. Since female genitals are nothing but a row of holes, I assumed that my labia were going to grow into testicles and my clitoral hood was going to grow into a penis and I would turn into a boy. I figured this is why my parents kept making me dress in pants and running shoes instead of dressing girly like I wanted to.