I was working on a science book report in third grade and decided that liquid and liquor must mean the same thing since they looked similar so I used them interchangeably much to the pleasure of my teacher.
A childhood belief about speaking
others believed things like this
- A[n] nth grade teacher only had to finish the nth grade when he or she was in school.— MD Caruso
- im grade 2, my teacher said that she was 2000 years old and i belived her— ---pepsi---
- When I was five, I tried to report myself to the police because I'd drawn on the furniture.Anon
- To clean the goldfish you put washing up liquid into its bowl.— Sev
- I used to believe that the reflection at the bottom of cup of liquid was a crocodile waiting to gobble me up.— Aaron
- I used to believe that arson was a flammable liquid, not the act of deliberately setting fires.— Joey Schwartzman