My dad while watching Dolly Parton on TV said she must drink alot of orange juice to have breast that size. Needless to say I drunk alot of orange juice so that my chest would also be well endowed. It might work I'm a 36D.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- once i was drinking aot of orange juice and my sister said i would get drunk if i had too much— deanna
- I used to think that apple juice was beer and I'd drink it all the time and pretend to be drunk.— Dee
- I used to think an orgasm was a special type of orange juice because it sounded similar.— HaPpY
- I thought that grape juice was called "great juice". Anon
- I thought "Orange is the New Black" was about wearing orange to funerals.Anon
- When I was little, I used to believe that snot was brain juice.Anon