when my brother and i were in a public place with our mother and actually getting along, to irritate her we would each say one syllable of a bad word and we thought we were so tough... for example:
ME: Sh
BRO: -it
and we would get faster and faster untill our mom told us she was getting a headache. she never really yelled at us for what we're doing. She yells at me now when i say 'damn' and i'm 22.
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- i used to think that the faster you go in your car, the faster the car radio went.— Matt
- I have a cousin who thought he could run faster when he got new shoes .. Anon
- When I was young I thought that after pulling out off a petrol station the car would go faster— Amine
- sophie b. hawkins. Damn I wish I was your lover. I heard Damn I wish I was your motherAnon
- Whenever my fingers wrinkled from staying in the pool too long, I thought I was aging faster.— The Mortal Elf
- i didn't beleive this, but a kid my sister knew thought if he screamed in a really high voice, he ran faster.Anon