I used to believe that songs didnt have lyrics, and singers were making just pointless meaningless melodic sounds.
A childhood belief about songs

others believed things like this
- Actual lyrics: "I've never been your beast of burden"
My lyrics: "I've never been your big suburban"
— Big Suburban - My cousin used to believe the singers in the radio were ants....— EJH
- I used to think the TV show "The Sopranos" was about opera singers.— Innocent Kid
- I used to think that a company had boats all over the world making waves, and airplanes making cloudsAnon
- I used to think that singers couldn't talk-they could only communicate by singing.Anon
- My cousin used to think that a group of nine singers was called a "niner".Anon