i used to cry whenever i had 1 hotdog and my dad had 2. so he "gave" me 2 by cutting mine in 2. i was satisfied.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- My friend's sister believed the lyrics to Gazza's "Fog on the Tyne" were "Fog on the dinasaurs mine all mine"— Suzanne
- When I was about 3-5 I thought I could shave like my dad and I ended up cutting myself all over. — Matt
- I used to believe that they got the lunchmeat bologna from cutting off dead people's butts.— angie
- I used to think that grapefruits contained grapes, and you got grapes by cutting the grapefruit open.— Grapefruit
- I used to believe that brown cows gave chocolate milk, and that white cows gave white milk.— James
- i used to believe that everyone had different colored pee. mine just happened to be yellow.— rick