When i was little i would call Bread Lardlard, and, living on Lake Superior, where the waves are often rather large, i would see the rollers and think it looked "Lardlards" and i was afraid to go into the water because i didnt want the bread to smash into me. those were the days.....
A childhood belief about water

others believed things like this
- I used to gag when I ate english muffins because the holes in the bread looked like nostrils.Anon
- "Better than sliced bread"
I used to believe 'Sliced Bread' was a musical band.— Madeline - I used to believe that birds subsisted on bread.— C.C.
- If you ate the bread crust you would be able to whistle.Anon
- I used to think that crust was a special coating put on the bread— Hayley
- I used to belief that the crusts on bread had more vitamins— mims