There is this bit in Up Where we belong by Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warner which goes "standing here together". My friend Heather was singing it in front of a group of people and sang "Stanley's gone forever". When they all stopped and looked at her she said " I know, who the hell is Stanley!"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought Warner Bros was a cop drama that aired on CBS at 10:00 PMAnon
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- I thought if 3 cards stopped at a 3-way stop sign then they had to stop forever until Christmas.Anon
- when I was a child I had never seen Jennifer Lopez written down so I thought her name was Jenny Ferlopez x)— Cath
- Billy Squire sang about "My Kind of Lover". My wife sang about "My Candelabra"— Wailerman
- when i was growing up i had two imaginary friends. One was named Jennifer, the other was named Onion.— Tessica