When I was small, I used to believe that behind the altar at church where the priest used to stand was a sweet shop. I became very very jealous and when ever he bent down to kiss the bible, he'd be snaffling sweets from down below. Not surprising when you consider I thought communion was white chocolate buttons and I got really annoyed all my brothers got to have one but I had to wait till I was 8. Huh!
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- When there was an advert for a "3 peice suite" i thought it was a shop selling 3 P Sweet's!!!— Kate Parker
- I used to think that the priest at church was JESUS.
He had a beard.... it made sense— Joe B - When I was a small girl, I used to believe black men had fallen into chocolate. — elodie, French student in eighth grade
- i used to believe that white chocolate was made from lobstersAnon
- when I was small I always thought that the solar system ended, and then it was just white paper after that— sparrow
- I thought that the Chewit wrappers were different flavours as they were different colours like the sweets— Helen