When I was about 9 or 10 I used to confuse the meanings of "sensitive" and "sensible", so once I was like to a friend "You're very sensible" when actually I meant sensitive, and her brother(6 yrs older than us) was like "No she's not!" and that's when I got to know the real meanings!
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- a friend of my little sister's had 4 older brothers, so she thought that when you got older you grew a penis!Anon
- Wehan I was little I used to confuse Jesus with God with Santa Claus.— Gui
- I used to confuse tentacles and testicles when I was younger. It was funny— Chelsea
- I used to think Elvis' "I'm All Shook Up" was "A Mushy Cup". How sad of me to confuse the lyrics of a king...— Sad, Sad, Girl
- When I used to see a sign saying "Littering Fine" I thought they meant if you littered REAL GOOD!— Lou V.
- My jew friend told me god was real , and i believed itAnon