when i was about 5, i thought that a penis was called a peanut. My brother was walking across the hall in just a towel and it accidentally dropped and i saw his parts. The next day i was with my brother and his friends and i said something about seeing him naked. his friends asked me what it looked like and i said it looked like a peanut
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I used to think that God looked like/ was Mr. Peanut. He was a giant peanut with a top hat, monacle and cane.— Erica
- My daughter thought that ear wax was peanut butter.— Bobbiemac
- When I was a little boy, I thought that hair was made out of peanut butter.Anon
- I thought that barf was what they used to make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!— Maan o' War
- I used to believe that peanut butter was lobster poo.— PaulH(nz)
- i used to believe that the chunks in chunky peanut butter were bugs.— Lauren