Up until I was 14 (and I'm only 15 now!!), I used to believe that a widow was someone who had lost their husband and a widower was someone who had killed a husband. This was clarified for me one day when my mom and I met an older couple. "How nice, the widow and the widower" My mom said after they left. I freaked out yelling about why hadn't they put him in jail.
A childhood belief about people

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that a widower was a guy who killed married husbands to make thier wife a widow— Jessica
- When I was little I thought a widow was someone who stares at you through a windowAnon
- My mom told me that if I didn't wash my hair black widow spiders would come live in it.— grew up in Nebraska
- When I was three I used to believe that cow and horse are wife and husband.— xenia
- I used to think that if a lawyer lost his case, he had to go to jail with his client.Anon
- My husband used to believe that kindergarten was called, "kiddie garden." — wife of mispronouncing guy