When I was little my mum was telling my sister not to drink. Well I didn't know what alcohol was so I went and got her some milk. They burst out in laughter as I was confused as heck!
A childhood belief about milk

others believed things like this
- I used to belive that it was Illeagal to drink ANY beverage while driving, not just alcohol.— Emma*
- When we were little my sister thought if you mixed cow’s milk and water you’d get goat’s milkAnon
- My friend told me you have to drink milk to get boobs LOOL— Roxanne
- I didn't believe that a cow's milk and the milk in the fridge were at all related!Anon
- I Used To Believe The Monster Beverage/Energy Drink Was Monster Milk!— KellGirl
- I used to believe the pee of the cow was the milk. I didn't like milk.— Maeva, a French student in eighth grade