When I was little, I thought the song 7 Nation Army went like this:
"I'm gonna fight em off, the salvation army couldn't hold me back"
and the song that goes "My boy's gonna play in the big leagues" was "My boys gonna play in the dippy"
I also thought the song that goes "S'cuse me, while i kiss the sky" was "S'cuse me, while i kiss this guy"
I was a weeeeeeeird kid..
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the salvation army was an actual army.Anon
- I used to think that when a song finished on the radio it would play again on the next station— Maria
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- I thought there were only four ranks in the army: private, corporal, Seargeant, and General— Alberto Richardson
- My dad thought when he was little, rain was caused by army guys in the clouds with rain guns. — Daughter of the Weird