I used to think all penises were the size of baby carrots. When I walked in on my dad in the shower, I was shocked to see that there was this HUUUUUGE banana like shape between his legs. Instead of realizing that grown men's dick's are larger than a kids, I just thought my dad had a problem.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I thought the “Slippery When Wet” traffic sign was a car that had grown long bendy legs.Anon
- I used to believe that a baby shower was a tiny bathtub with a showerhead just for the baby.— Amy
- i used to believe that dogs were furry midget who walked on for legs— doggy
- I used to think grown ups couldn't lie...especially not to kids.— Jessica
- I thought grown ups were born grown ups.— mea
- I used to believe that take a shower meant to go steal a shower from the storeAnon