I used to thing that when you farted poison gas that would turn you into an animal and I wanted to fly and be a bird (I still do) so whenever I farted i'd turn around and see if I was a bird then said Oh *h*t missed again
If I didn't like someone I used to turn around and fart at them preying they'd become purple llamas O.o
A childhood belief about farting
others believed things like this
- My mom told me if you farted in bed your feet would turn brown.— Tracy
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- I used to believe that if you farted really hard, you could fart a hole in your pants. How dumb was that?— stargirl
- When I was little, my dad told me that if you pee in the pool the water will turn purpleAnon
- My big brother told me that if you peed in the pool, it would turn purple and chase you.— Elizabeth
- if you drank coffee before your 16th birthday, your skin will turn purple.Anon