i once belive that if i farted it stunk really bad and smoged the earth and every one died except me!!
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- i used to belive when i farted green gas came out my bum— daniel rowan
- I used to belive that when u burped,u farted thru your mouth.
— John - i used to belive if you swallowed gum and then farted, you would blow a gum bubble with your butt.Anon
- i used to belive that god was a giant police man flying around the earth— sam
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- I used to think that the fog was a cloud that had died and fallen to the earth.— Cici