in mass, instead of
"...for the good of all this church"
i always thought it was
"...for the good of August church". probably because my birthday was in August. didn't figure this one out until i was probably 10 or so...
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy
- My fiance was in church as a kid and he saw the Vicar of the church and asked his Mum if it was God.— Andys fiancee
- I thought when someone was described as being "mild-mannered" it meant they didn't have very good manners— Samilton Duerheiser
- when i was little i thought god changed my name the first day i went to church— stephanie
- I thought you were supposed to take money out of the collection at church.— Wangchuk
- I thought that a mosque (a muslim church) was a place where mosquitoes live.Anon