in the song "i kissed a girl" i used to sing "i kissed a girl her lips were sweet, she was just like kissing meat" insted of "she was just like kissing me". i never understood why meat wasnt sweet.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When you are very poor you "can't make end's meat." End's meat is some sort of cheap very low quality meat.— Betty
- When I was six my sister told me Meat Pies were made from mashed up rats...to this day I can't eat a Meat Pie.— Jamie
- my brother used to believe that Ground Chuck meat was actually groundhog meat. Anon
- I thought God drove a car like ours - a Honda. The song DID say "fill the heavens with sweet Accords..."— Dummy
- I used to believe that "unsavory" meant "sweet".— unsavory
- i had a really sweet tooth and i asked my mum when it would fall out...— saza bob