When i was little I used to think that fire drills were when random firemen came to your school and took jack hammers and drilled into the ground.
A childhood belief about classes

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that firemen drove around in their fire trucks and started fires. I wondered why.— Albert
- On TV game sows when they said the winners were chosen "at random" I thought random was a town.Anon
- Until I was in High School, I really thought that the "underground railroad" was under the ground.— S
- I remember back in sunday school that if you stomped on the ground you would hurt satan. Anon
- I thought ground beef was the meat they scraped off the ground at the slaughterhouse. Yuck.Anon
- "She's got the Jack" by ACDC was "She's got the Clap".— Cybela