When I was a wee lad of about five, I thought that men lactated orange juice. Imagine my mom's surprise qwhine I asked her if i could breastfeed my younger brother!
A childhood belief about special powers

others believed things like this
- once i was drinking aot of orange juice and my sister said i would get drunk if i had too much— deanna
- I thought that grape juice was called "great juice". Anon
- I thought "Orange is the New Black" was about wearing orange to funerals.Anon
- I always thought that Little Richard was Cliff Richards younger brother— adam
- When I was younger, I thought my brother kept eating my dirty socks, and that's why his feet smelled.— Kail
- I thought "Angel of the Moring", by Juice Newton said "just brush me teeth before you leave me"!!!Anon