I overheard my grandmother (77yo) talking with my aunt (58yo) about how she's had a hard lump at the top(front) of her 'min' (how she referrs to her genitals) and that she's spent years trying to scrub it off. My aunt explained to her that it's her clitoris. My Nan then said that she's never heard of one of those..... It's not just kids who can be naive!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- i used to think my aunt sandra was aunt bannana.Anon
- I was sad for many years because my aunt once told me I would go to hell for farting in church!— Tara
- My Aunt used to tell me that if I cried too much, I would run out of tears.— Peter
- My aunt always used to tell me that if I swallowed gum, I'd turn into a frog!— Deana, Las Vegas, NV.
- My Aunt used to tell me that if I didn't share, I would turn into a crow.— Peter
- my aunt used to have an imaginary friend who instead of having blood had 7-up in her veins.Anon