I used to believe oral sex was sharing toothbrushes. And you could get some nasty diseases from that! So much for interpreting the newspaper at a young age:)
A childhood belief about oral sex

others believed things like this
- I believed that oral sex was people having sex in space.
I think I got 'oral' mixed up with 'astral'— PinkPanther - I'm autistic, and I used to believe taking some of my sister's food while she was eating it was sharing.Anon
- behind the times ment behind the newspaper!!!!!!!— Neon Anon
- I used to believe that the Easter bunny delivered the newspaper. — Terisa
- i used to think oral sex was the same as phone sex.— hoolichow
- i used to think that oral sex was kissingAnon