Once when I was 4, I misunderstood the word for shucking corn and went around the neighborhood yelling for my brothers to come home and f---the corn, much to my mother's embarassment.
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- I used to beleive that corn was pigs teeth. And when it was corn on the cob, I thought it was the jaw.— Brianna
- When I was little, I had tiny toes and beleived that ducks mistook them for kernels of corn and eat them.— Seguin
- I used to think that pickles were made out of frog skin and corn was old peoples teeth.— mandy
- My uncle told me that if I didn't wash my ears when I took a bath, corn would start going out of them.— Ebod
- when I was growing up I truly believed that my neighborhood was the only neighborhood with "THE CORNER"— Brid
- i used to think that the word "stupid" was a curse word, ranging in scale right beside the "f" word.Anon