when i was little and we would go to parades and the local newscasters would be riding on floats, i would ask my mom how they got out of the Television
A childhood belief about tv

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that I could jump through the television and be where the people were on television.— Ash
- I used to beleive that the moon was where the local fair was.— tah
- I used to believe the local Catholic church was Disney Land.— Sherri
- Well into adulthood I thought that a local anesthetic meant one from the area near the hospital..— D'sparil
- I always believed that we lived in Manchester (we didn't) but it was always the main place on the local news!— Richard M
- I used to believe that the people inside the television could see you. Anon