When I was a little girl, my sister once told me that having to poop was caused by being naughty. So I resolved to be a good enough girl that I would quit pooping. By the fifth grade I was very sad that I just couldn't seem to manage to be good enough to quit pooping.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- My brother used to be scared to poop in the potty. He thought that he was pooping out his bones.— Lillyth
- I used to believe that you could catch AIDS from just looking at a nud girl. Good thing I was WRONG— Mbm4615
- I used to believe that you could quit smoking by eating cold turkey:)— Loren
- i used to think that when i was pooping a crocodile could come out of the toilet and bite my butt off.— derek
- I thought the mole on my arm was from a bug pooping on my arm a long time agoAnon
- I used to think the lyrics to "Too Legit To Quit" were "Do the flip, do the tootsie flip"— cassie