Once, as a teenager I had my cousins over. As they were snooping in my room they found a few condoms I had picked up from a concert earlier in the year. My 9 year old cousin looked at it puzzlingly and said " OH, I know what these are! These are those wee-wee protectors aren't they? To hold in the white stuff?" I couldn't help but laugh.
A childhood belief about condoms
others believed things like this
- My 5-year old cousin used to believe the garbagemen were stealing their trash.Anon
- My five-year-old cousin thinks that his parents purchased him from Wal-Mart.Anon
- When I was a year old, I believed if I hid my face, my mother couldn't see me because I couldn't see her.— kimberly dianne(:
- I believed that pigs could actually fly. I'm 13 and found out this year that they can't.— Boy I'm Blonde
- I only found out last year that a pony is not a baby horse.— Mescaline Frumblethond
- Abba - Happy New Year
"Kangaroo year,
Kangaroo year..."— Santa Puncher