when i was about three i asked my mom were babys came from and she said that a man and a woman would spit into a contaner and put it into a machine.Then a baby would pop out. Beaing three i said cool can u go and do that right now cause i whant to watch.
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- I used to think that if a black woman or man and a white woman or man had a baby, it would be Asian.Anon
- i used to beleive that a comdom machine would stop you getting pregnant. Not the condoms. the actual machine.— Mr scared-of-swimming-pool-changing-rooms.
- i used to believe that our ansering machine was the washing machine and that it could talk
— tamara - Adult diapers feel and sound just like baby diapers but dont have the cool prints on them— jakjflkaj
- When I got my feet measured by the electronic machine, I thought that the machine will squash my feet!— Helen
- That to make a baby a man (over 21 & under 25) had to kiss a woman (over 19 & under 21).— Johny