i used to think that if u weed whilst pooing it would come out faster so I always waited till i needed a wee before I had a poo.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- i used to think that the faster you go in your car, the faster the car radio went.— Matt
- I used to believe that if you weed your pants, an alarm would go off and everyone would know you did it.— Mr Ice Creamie
- I used to believe that there was a time limit whilst using the loo.— Helen
- I used to think Jaywalkers were people who walked briskly whilst swinging their arms.. whoops!— Lisa
- We used to think that if you ran swinging your arms around, you would run faster. — Christine
- Red shoes make you run faster. — Ann B.