i used to think that when you were bad your mom would cut your willie off and thats why girls didn't have them!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- When I was younger, I wanted to marry Willie Nelson so I wouldn't have to change my name.— stacy
- that cats were only girls and dogs were only boys. I definetly didn't get the whole reproducing thing yet.— Jamie
- I thought that the difference between girls and boys was that girls have teeth.
Anon - I used to believe all babies came out as girls and later on in life some of those girls turned into boys — Tom
- I used to believe that boys, gave birth to boys and girls gave birth to girls. How i'm so wrong now.— Sarah
- I used to think it was possible for girls to pee standing up. I even tried.Anon