in 5th grade my childhood sweetheart asked me if I had puberty, I at the time didn't know what it was so I told him I got puberty for Christmas.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- Premature ejaculation was when you came before you reacher pubertyAnon
- I used to think "premature ejaculation" was a boy ejaculating before he hit puberty.Anon
- I used to believe that circuncision was a natural process and that the foreskin fell off during puberty.— Yure
- up until puberty I thought that my nipple would inflate like a balloon to form a breast— EiEi
- I was told that for every christmas carol i sang before christmas time santa would give me one less present!— K
- I was told in first grade that if you fart burp and sneeze at the same time you would blow up— bob doodle