once, when i was like 4, we had a little family gathering at a farm. this cow started peeing, and i yelled, in front of my enitre family, "look mom, the cow is milking itself!" man, i was dumb, and still get made fun of 12 years later!!! urgh...
A childhood belief about general
others believed things like this
- I was about 6 and thought my family invented the fart because I never heard anyone outside my family do it.— Bob
- I used to think that in the song"Family Affair, they were saying "It's a family of bears!"— Wayne Huffman
- I used to believe that our family was the only family that farted.— Teri
- Until I was well along in years I always thought our family was Irish because my dads birthday was March 17th— Gladys
- I used to believe that my urine was a super fertilizer - peeing on plants made them grow.— Andrew C
- I used to believe that if I sat behind the tv set, my family could see me on the screen.— Jenny