When I was about 6 I overheard an elderly aunt say to my grandmother "Jo, I've decided to stop drinking!".
This puzzled me and I inquired, "But won't you get thirsty?!"
A childhood belief about drinks

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that when trees were thirsty they would tell the sky and it would rain.— Raya
- i used to think my aunt sandra was aunt bannana.Anon
- I thought if 3 cards stopped at a 3-way stop sign then they had to stop forever until Christmas.Anon
- When I was young, I used to belive that
if you pushed the stop button in the bus it would stop for good.— Tom (Norway) - i used to believe that drinking and driving was when you were drinking while driving— fay
- If i was drinking out of the toilet, i could have been killed!— Slinx