when i was 12, i asked my brother how he could ride his racing bike without being in pain. he looked at me completely baffled and asked me why i had asked such a question. i thought that mens 'bits' were in the same position as mine - directly under them between their legs - and thought that the skinny seat must really hurt. he laughed so much he cried!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- my brother told me that if i ride my bike with my mouth open i will swallow my tounge. Anon
- when i was little i always asked my mom if my aunt had ant legs or people legs.— kelly
- When I was a young boy I thought when we cried or when we laughed we won or we lost one minute of our life. — loulou83
- I also thought that people in different countries coughed, sneezed, laughed, or cried in their own language!— Mini
- One time my brother asked my mom why mosquitoes bite. She said it was because children are bad.— sue
- My little brother once asked my mother when we past a couple of factories.. if the factories made clouds— nicky