i can remember my parents saying they were thinking of moving house and asking me where i wanted to live. i said i didnt mind as long as it wasn't earnest. baffled by this answer they asked me why. so i told them that lots of people get murdered there and i would be too scared to sleep. they still didn't understand so i explained how on the news murder enquiries always begin in earnest!
A childhood belief about places

others believed things like this
- I didn't understand about boiled eggs until my Mum explained I wasn't supposed to eat the shell as well.— Chris
- I used to believe people really died in movies. I didnt understand they were just acting.— Justin
- I remember being told that thunder was just God moving his/her furniture around.— kipperfeet
- I used to believe that if you were killed, you came back; but if you were murdered, you didn't. lol!— M.O. LeClair
- I used to believe that when you moved house you swapped house with the person moving into your old house.Anon
- when i was 5 i used to think that people only live for 10 years and i thought that my parents were 7.Anon