When I was young I was told the reason doctors smacked all babies on the backside was because the dicks fell of the dum ones Now that I am older I know it is true
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- My Dad told me that the Queen of England had a solid gold toilet and a special servant to wipe her backside.— Cat
- I believed (thanks to my mum) that babies grew on "baby trees" and simply 'fell off' when they were ripe!!!— Stace
- When I was young my mother told me that old people kind of shrink. I thought that they shrunk into babies.— dont know
- when i was really young, i couldn't figure out why i can't get older than my older sister.— angela
- I used to think that my testicles were eggs that would become babies when I was older...— Martin
- when i was young i used to think babies just poped out like a little pistle and the doctor caught itAnon