My dad once explained to me that you could actually read the lyrics and melody direct from the microgrooves of an LP or single. And he proved that to me by singing a few words, holding a record in front of his eyes.
A childhood belief about songs

others believed things like this
- I used to think a world record was a record of all the people in the world singing .— JACK REGAN . [SWEENEY . ]
- I thought the lyrics to "Single Ladies" were "If you liked it, then you should've put your name on it."Anon
- if you read the bible in the dark your eyes would pop out— chriistabelle
- whenever i heard a melody, i thought it stuck in my stomach when i heard it in my mindAnon
- my sister used to tell me that manhole covers were direct portals to hell.— autumn
- Actual lyrics: "I've never been your beast of burden"
My lyrics: "I've never been your big suburban"
— Big Suburban