I use to think that if I don't wash my hands after taking a dump, my ass would be fried to hall with toilet paoer... and I'll end up looking like Jabba tha Hutt.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to think that when people were taking their contacts out that they were taking their eyeball out :) — Jen
- Lightning and thunder were produced at the garbage dump.— penny
- I thought Hall and Oates was Holland Oats.Anon
- I used to think that conditioner was to wash the shapoo outAnon
- I used to believe that if I didnt wash behind my ears, they'd fall off...— Karina
- Until I was 8 I used to believe that if clothing went into the wash more than once it would turn into gold.— Ben