In my Catholic church, when the priest holds up the bread in wine, bells ring. So I always thought that was god calling us. Then when i became an altar server I found out the truth, that we ring the bells.
You know whats sad? I became an altar server in 6th grade.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I used to think that the priest at church was JESUS.
He had a beard.... it made sense— Joe B - I used to believe the local Catholic church was Disney Land.— Sherri
- When a "mean girl" in early grade school asked me if I was a virgin I answered "no I am catholic."— Hilary
- My 7 year old nephew holds the opinion that the correct name for a pidgeon is a "city chicken".— Bastard
- I thought adultery was when you acted too much like an adult as a kid and wondered whats so bad about that?— Butch McFear
- I always thought there was a drinking age for coffee, because it was an adult drink like beer and wine.Anon