when i was about 8 my sis told me what adore meant. later she also told what horney meant. i was telling my mum how much i adore her, but one day i said "mum i horney you" she just said "oh"
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that sex meant love and that having sex meant the two people would live happily ever after.— amy
- Someone told me People and fish went to the same place.I thought they meant humans get flushed— MrK
- My mother told me that when the icecream man played music that meant he was OUT of icecream.— B. Jones
- My Mum told me that when the icecream man played his music it meant that he had run out of icecream!Anon
- I used to believe whenever I got an erection it meant I had to pee.— Adam
- I used to think that the E on a gas gauge meant "enough"...Anon