i always sing my favorite song "Row,row,row your boat,gently down the stream..." in the way i've heard it for the first time: "Row,row,row your boat down along the street..."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- row row row your boat gently down the stream...merrily merrily merrily merrily life's a butter bean.— bleeslady
- I used to believe that the last line of Row Row Row Your Boat was 'Life is butter dream'.— Mindless Misfit
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- I thought that singer/songwriter was spelled this way: sing-a-song-writer...Anon
- I heard a mother in the street tell her young son not to pick his nose...because his head would cave in. — Ruby
- in the song "show me heaven" i used to sing "make me breakfast" instead of "leave me breathless"Anon