When I was a little boy, I thought that both women and men have penises like myself. To make a baby, the man must urinate inside a woman's anus. After a while the woman's stomach begins to swell when the baby is formed inside the woman's stomach. Then the baby comes out in a torrent of diarrhea after about a year. I reasoned that because some women couldn't take the pain when pushing out the baby, they died during childbirth. Therefore, I believed my theory was quite correct... till I read the book by Lynda Madaras "The What's Happening to my body - Book for boys." during the early years of my puberty.
A childhood belief about getting pregnant

others believed things like this
- When I was 5 I thought that baby boys came from men and baby girls came from women...— Gaz
- I used to believe that men had baby boys and women had baby girls.— Janis Smith
- I used to think that if a black woman or man and a white woman or man had a baby, it would be Asian.Anon
- That to make a baby a man (over 21 & under 25) had to kiss a woman (over 19 & under 21).— Johny
- Until I was five, I used to think that women gave birth to baby girls and men gave birth to baby boys— Cassidy K
- I thought that if a black man and a white woman (or reverse) had a baby it would be stripped!— Bec