when i was about 10-11 years old my mom always told me the vienna sausages are wut happens to lil-boys if they are bad, man i cant believe i thought it was true
A childhood belief about nasty food

others believed things like this
- My partner's Mum thought that pigs layed sausages just like chickens lay eggs.— Bunny
- I never knew why boys had to lift up the toilet seat...until my friend told me that boys had bad aim.Anon
- When I was (very) young, I believed that sausages were Pig poo. Yum.— CrystalTips
- I used to think that sausages where made from cow's udders.— eoin
- i used to believe that sausages were to pigs as eggs are to hens— stuart swanston
- I used to think sausages were vegetables, and they grew in the ground.— K.L.